Stay Away From Sugar
We understand that sugar scrubs are all the rage these days and they are great for exfoliation and what not but, ladies please keep the sugar away from your pum-pum. We understand you might want to taste better for your significant other but, it actually disrupts the natural self-cleansing process, throws off your pH balance which in turn makes you taste worst, and lastly could lead to a yeast infection. So yeah... Sugar's a no-no.
Careful In The Shower
Hopefully, everyone is aware of how the human anatomy functions and we would have thought that this one would be a no-brainer but apparently, you shouldn't get too much water in your genitals as well. This goes for both genders but, especially the ladies. Water can be the root cause of dryness and irritation.
Careful In The Shower Pt. II
Don't get it twisted though, you need to keep those private parts of yours as clean as possible. Which is why water is a necessity but, too much in your genitalia is a for sure danger for the ladies. Cascading water in the direction of your vagina may sound like a good time but, it can result in some rather risky side effects.
Bedazzled, Vajazzles.
Personally, we think the fad of bedazzled vaginas was one of the most creative and fun ways to decorate a woman's private parts. Initially, vajazzling would take us by surprise but, over time it gives you something extra to look forward to and when the light hits those gems just right it gives the vagina the power to potentially blind those who get the opportunity to get a peek. Unfortunately, keep the adhesive and gems as far away from the sensitive skin as possible. Vajazzling could cause irritation and you could end up with a less than flattering rash.
Alright, common sense should just kick when it comes to what we can and cannot do with our genitalia. This seems like something we all should have learned during our earlier years on this earth. Our parents and guardians have shielded us from the many of dangers of ruining our private parts with white lies about self-stimulation claiming you can potentially blind ourselves but, they never said anything about the suction hose attached to the vacuum cleaner. A lot of mistakes we've made with our genitals have been trial and error but, for those of you who still need help check these helpful tips on what not to do with your private parts.
Stay Away From Sugar
We understand that sugar scrubs are all the rage these days and they are great for exfoliation and what not but, ladies please keep the sugar away from your pum-pum. We understand you might want to taste better for your significant other but, it actually disrupts the natural self-cleansing process, throws off your pH balance which in turn makes you taste worst, and lastly could lead to a yeast infection. So yeah... Sugar's a no-no.
Careful In The Shower
Hopefully, everyone is aware of how the human anatomy functions and we would have thought that this one would be a no-brainer but apparently, you shouldn't get too much water in your genitals as well. This goes for both genders but, especially the ladies. Water can be the root cause of dryness and irritation.
Careful In The Shower Pt. II
Don't get it twisted though, you need to keep those private parts of yours as clean as possible. Which is why water is a necessity but, too much in your genitalia is a for sure danger for the ladies. Cascading water in the direction of your vagina may sound like a good time but, it can result in some rather risky side effects.
Bedazzled, Vajazzles.
Personally, we think the fad of bedazzled vaginas was one of the most creative and fun ways to decorate a woman's private parts. Initially, vajazzling would take us by surprise but, over time it gives you something extra to look forward to and when the light hits those gems just right it gives the vagina the power to potentially blind those who get the opportunity to get a peek. Unfortunately, keep the adhesive and gems as far away from the sensitive skin as possible. Vajazzling could cause irritation and you could end up with a less than flattering rash.
Skintight
Alright, skintight clothing and undergarments are definitely worth staying away from for both genders when it comes to the safety and health of your genitalia. We understand skinny jeans and fitted pants are all the rage these days but, they can cause some serious damage to both the ladies and the fellas. For women, tight clothing can cause pressure acne and yeast infections. Yikes.
Skintight Pt. II
As for the fellas out there, first and foremost, you should know better and secondly, you look ridiculous. Also, let it be known crushing your boys with stonewashed denim can affect your sperm count in a very negative way. In a strange way, skinny jeans are naturally selecting who gets to procreate and who doesn't. Choose wisely, guys.
Sanitization Products
Alright, so there's nothing wrong with being clean but, there are some precautions that need to be announced before you decide to sanitize your hands, fingers, and sex toys. First and foremost, you should sanitize all those things prior to having some 'alone time' but, never allow anything like wet hand sanitizer anywhere near your private parts. Make sure your toys and hands are totally dry before personal play time or get ready for the burning experience of a lifetime.
DIY Lube
We understand that being all natural is the latest wave everybody is riding but, not everything is a do it yourself project and what might work for one person, might not work you or another person. Especially, when it comes to concocting your own personal lubricants.
DIY Lube Pt. II
Obviously, you should be aware of your own personal allergies and how that could possibly affect your genitals but, be sure to perform the proper research before whipping up a DIY lube in your kitchen like Dr. Frankenstein and instantaneously trying it out with your significant other. Anything flavored or contains any type of warming sensation can lead to disaster for both you and your partner.
Scented Soaps
We understand your brand new cookies n' cream bath bomb is all the rage and you can't wait to try it out but, please be aware these things can be harmful to a woman's vageen. Matter of fact, any type of scented soap can be the root cause of irritation and possibly infection.
Scented Soaps Pt. II
We're not saying you shouldn't use scented soap for the rest of your body but, you should avoid using scented products around your genitals. Plus with all the synthetic and harmful ingredients in these soap products, these soaps could ultimately throw off your pH balance causing, even more, damage than your intent to do good.
Perfume
We understand, everyone wants to smell like a bouquet of roses when it comes to their private areas but, unfortunately, that's just not the case. Perfume can be just as harmful as scented soaps, if not worse for a woman's private parts resulting in major irritation. And if you wish for your womanhood to smell great it starts with your diet and drinking plenty of water. Start their rather than drowning your cat in perfume.
Feminine Hygiene Products
With the amount of advertisements and commercials everywhere for feminine hygiene products, you'd think they'd work miracles but, instead of helping they actually do more damage than good in the long run. Douching can lead to potential dryness and immediate irritation rather than leaving your private parts squeaky clean. A proper wash with warm water can eliminate the necessity to douche ladies being that the vagina is a self-cleansing organ.
No Scratching!
This should be a dead giveaway for both genders. If you feel some type of discomfort or irritation that you can't help but, scratch ESPECIALLY in the area of your genitals, instead of going to town on that specific area visit a doctor as soon as possible. Scratching can lead to infection and the spread of infection as well as contact dermatitis. Stay clean and be aware of your discomfort levels ladies and gentlemen.
Self-Diagnosis
Last but not least, we have to let it be known that WebMD can be the devil at times. Especially, if you're looking for a self-diagnosis on what's going on with your genitals, turn off the computer, slowly back away, and contact a professional for your concerns. If you use the internet to self-diagnose yourself you'll end up diagnosing yourself with super AIDS and the incurable and dreaded herpes disease. Ladies and gentlemen, take care of your private parts at all cost. We need these organs to reproduce and we need people to be more cautious of what they do with your genitals. Keep 'em clean and safe y'all.
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